Ah the rules. Every site has them, and I know we all hate them. But without a good set of rules, how can one have a nice flowing site? But to save us both the pain, I've made these as short and simple as possible.

So, follow these few rules and we won't have a problem. Besides, I'm sure you know most of them, but make sure to take heed to the many regulations of this site.

1. Absolutely no Goddmodding. I hate it, you hate it, so just, don't do it.

2. Third person please. As in He, She, no I's, or Me's please. Don't worry I tend to get confused with these too.

3. No chat lingo! Save it for the chat[see the connection here?] or OCC chatting.

4. Now, I'd be a total hypocrit if I were to say no swearing, so swearing is allowed, just not everyother word, please.

5. Posts should be at least ten sentences long, this means two paragraphs. It's not that hard, just be DESCRIPTIVE

6. GRAMMAR. Spell check is there for a reason, use it!

7. This is an X rated site, therefore yes, sex, drugs rape and such are allowed, but please, if your thread has these things in it, please place a warning in the title.

8.No Mary/Gary Sues! Nobody is perfect, no matter what. No girl can get everyguy they want, there will always be someone who doesn't like that said girl. Your character may think they are perfect in every way, but this does not mean they are.
-> If every you are stating this in a post, make sure it is staing that your character thinks this, do not state it as a fact please.

9. Do remember that if your banner is too big, I may remove it, or merely resize it for you. To big would mean stretching the forum.

10. Keyword is: Strawberry Banana Smoothies.

11. Please keep private conversations to PMs. Fights and arguments will not be tolerated, no matter who started it or what it's about. Although I may be friends with many of you, I will not hesitate to suspend your account for harrassing my other members.

**Remember, these rules are not written in stone. They can be changed at anytime. If ever I decide to make a change, you will be notified.